Rio de Janeiro

I´ve been in Rio for 4 days at a hostel 2 blocks from the beach but have only made it to the beach once at 4 in the morning on the unsuccessful walk home from a samba club to sleep. The christ statue always looming over head is really starting to creep me out. He´s always watching and judging, and its no good to have someone judging you while in Rio. This place is a trap and I´m already planning on staying longer than intended. I need to buy a bus ticket to Campo Grande soon to find my Jaguar or I will be stuck here forever.